Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
Four different people asked this.
I HAVE A CHILD.
I laughed at this
then I notice it was John Green
then I laughed harder
I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.